Dereck: Holy shit dude. I've been saving up for these for like months.
Calvin: Merry Christmas.
Dereck: Merry fucking Christmas!
Calvin: You better actually use them.
Dereck: What is that supposed to mean?
Calvin: Tonight, instead of watching TV, get on your computer and make a song.
Dereck: Yeah, I will, after I watch the new stuff.
Calvin: It is Christmas. Do they even release new episodes on Christmas?
Dereck: Well not that new, but like the newest season of People Fighting Over a Really Uncomfortable Looking Throne.
Calvin: Song first.
Dereck: That's not how I work. I need to recuperate a little after work before I can create.
Calvin: Well I do know that if you start watching you won't stop, and you don't have work today, so it will be a perfect day for you to write a song.
Dereck: Fine. I guess I will go do that now, I will need time to catch up on People Fighting Over a Really Uncomfortable Looking Throne.
Calvin: Okay, bye Dereck.
Dereck: Talk to you later Cal.